i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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