Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
What a dumb baby whore.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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