Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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