I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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