8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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