I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
she peed on how many people?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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