so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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