you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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