so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I need to align my fucking chakras
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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