I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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