But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Randomize
