Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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