would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
how do flat chested girls get laid?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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