I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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