shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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