Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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