She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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