Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
3 2 1 whiskey
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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