We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she peed on how many people?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
