My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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