have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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