I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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