Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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