i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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