Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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