I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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