What tipped you off? The sombrero?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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