Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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