i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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