Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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