you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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