I skipped work to stalk him.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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