Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's shark week go big or go home
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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