ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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