No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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