He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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