Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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