ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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