If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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