whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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