dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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