can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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