All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
thus making me awesome and them whores
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
