Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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