Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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