My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
