I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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