i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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