You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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