in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
